Looking for a great gag gift? ~ Has some one really made you angry? ~ Don't get
mad,
GET EVEN.  Send that special someone the thing they hate most!

"LOVE NOT GIFTS"
The TOP TEN reasons to send someone a gift from "Love Not Gifts"

  1.    For a gag gift
  2.    Got over looked in the market place ~ (didn't get that raise)
  3.    For that boss you hate
  4.    For a mechanic or salesperson that ripped you off
  5.    Neighbors pet pooping on your yard all the time
  6.    To your ex-wife / husband / boy-friend / girl-friend
  7.    Need to knock someone down a peg - Too big for their britches
  8.    To the teacher that gave your son / daughter an F
  9.    A last minute gift for that person who has everything
  10.    Someone you just don't like
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RETALIATION is a wonderful thing and getting even FEELS BETTER! .....
Check out some of these testimonials:

Thank you "Love Not Gifts" .... I can't put into words how great your service is!  You people
did a super job of delivering a spider to my boss.  I really hate this guy! .... He gave a
promotion to one of the office girls that is half my age and only been here for two months.  I
have been here four years and that promotion was mine. The only reason she got it was all
the time she spends in his office after hours (If you know what I mean).  When the package
came I knew it was the spider I had ordered for him.  I signed for it and took the package to
him, in his office.  He opened this thing up and jumped across his desk, over a chair, and hit
the wall!  By this time half the office people were standing in the door and down the hall,
trying to find out what had just happened.  He was screaming so loud that it took his new
girlfriend (the one that got the promotion) too come in and show him that it wasn't real.  Boy
did this guy look like a fool, the whole office was laughing and talking about it.  The whole
office calls him "Spider Man"
Debbie from Chubbtown, Georgia
Super Job Love Not Gifts, you guys are the best!  I ordered a rat to have sent to my roommate,
here at the house.  I knew he was totally afraid of rats so I thought this would knock him down a
peg or two.   You guys did a great job of delivering the package to him.  We had about 4 guys at
the house including me when the package came.  He took the package and signed for it and we
all started to tease him about having some secrete admirer,  he kept saying that he couldn't
imagine who would send him something.  He took the paper off that thing and jumped right in,
stuck his hand in the box and "BAM" pulled out a rat!  Boy that was all she wrote!  He started
doing some kind of little dance like he had to go potty or something and SCREAMING just like a
little girl.  It couldn't have been better if I had planned the whole thing myself --- It was worth
every penny and then some.  We will all remember it the rest of our lives --- We all call him
squeak now!  ~~ Buck from Butte Montana
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PLEASE NOTE THAT WE HAVE FIVE (5) PAGES OF PRODUCT THAT WE
CAN SEND TO THAT SPECIAL "LOVE NOT PERSON" THAT YOU JUST
ADORE AND THINK SO MUCH ABOUT! ..... JUST PICK THE PAGE THAT  
WILL MEET YOUR SPECIAL NEEDS!
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